Rappers with puppies.
You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?
You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…
Inception (2010) + Paprika (2006)
When Satoshi Kon died, I tried to get a comment from Christopher Nolan about how much the director had influenced his life and work. Not malicious or anything, just… Figured the man would have some words fro the man he so obviously respected. Never heard back from his PR rep.
Christopher Nolan is a lying piece of shit. He said it took him 11 years to write the script for “Inception”. But then it became obvious that he just ripped off the ENTIRE PLOT of “Paprika” and got a ton of praise for being ~groundbreaking~ and ~original~.
Christopher Nolan is the worst filmmaker in the whole world.